14 Dead in Black Friday Bloodbath, Countless injured

14 Dead in Black Friday Bloodbath, Countless injured

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New York-US, Americas national day's cut price bargains and getting issues you dont need, is fast-becoming every day of mourning. Reports indicate that �dozens� of people have already been killed around the world within the vicious melees a result of Black Friday Deals. In Texas, 4 men were brutally killed by way of a state of the art 52 inch 4K Samsung televesion which tragically toppled by reviewing the display cabinet caused by a ruckus below, it's not known the amount of others were hurt but there are a few reports of �pixel related injuries, coloured bleeding and digital burns.� In Cleveland three people were mysteriously strangled to death in broad daylight in the Walmart store by way of a man they�re dubbing the �Black Friday Killer�. The murder weapon would have been a Walmart display sign that was advertising the nation's holiday, police are currently investigating. Local sherrif Dom Hicks said �This happened looking at people but nobody saw something, 1 minute the victims are waiting in everyone else, the subsequent they�re gone. When the crowd clears there they may be, lying dead with a 80% banner wrapped around their necks.� Also to show that Black Friday doesnt discriminate, even just in the affluent Chicago California, 7 people died after being accidentaly locked inside a Target store, it can be belief that they continued to brawl over pieces of clothing and ultimately reverted back to their primative nature, adopting a tribal attitude and finally killing each other on the bargains. Store worker Alex said �It was horrendous, we left yesterday evening thinking a shop was empty nonetheless it wasnt, they stuck around and were killing one another over turtle neck sweaters and crocks.�

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